Elephant Jokes

         Elephant jokes are, of course, jokes about elephants – usually a strange question and 

an amusing answer.

Here are seven of them. Join each question to the correct answer.

Questions:

1 - How does an elephant get down from a tree?
2 - How do you put an elephant in a matchbox?
3 - What time is it when an elephant sits on a chair?
4- How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
5 - Can an elephant jump higher than a lamppost?
6 - How do you get four elephants into a car?
7 - How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Answers: Now it is your turn to match questions and answers:

A - ( ) It’s time to get a new chair.
B - ( ) You put two in the front and two in the back.
C - ( ) You can see footprints in the butter.
D - ( ) The ceiling is very close.
E - ( ) It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
F - ( ) You take the matches out first.
G - ( ) Yes, lamp-posts can’t jump.